Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Oh Edward....



You seek my hand and drag me head first fearless
And I don't know why but with you I'd dance
In the storm in my best dress fearless

You know what, it has always been every gals (and gays) fantasy of having this kind of man in their life. The one who would do anything spontaneously, and for that matter, fearlessly, just to show his love and affections. This kind of man, makes every gals and gays alike to just dance to their tunes. So charming and endearing and....drop dead gorgeous. Just imagine having Edward Cullen as your boyfriend. With that speed and charm, he can "do" you while you were shaving your pubic hair without you realized that he has been there. Ok that's gross.

No I mean, seriously! What kind of man who could just sweep you off your feet and you know, maybe kiss you while you were in a lecture hall in front of your Additional Mathematics teacher? Now that would be intriguing, wouldn't it? Having Edward Cullen holding you inside his powerful arms, and kissing you passionately like he's trying to get into your soul, caressing your inner thigh, tickling it with his fingers...wow...that's just fantastic!!!(is it me or is it hot in here?)

Fantasies aside!Now, is there really this kind of man out there? This Edward Cullen type of man who could drive his sports car at a full speed and still having his eyes fixed on you? The best you'd get nowadays is Zac Efron's wanna be. You know that type of man (read: boys) who are charming but still... amateur? Even if there is a man like Edward Cullen (I'm so digging him right?) somewhere out there, would a simple gal (or gay) like you and me could ever get 1 mile near him? I mean, seriously! Even the real life Edward Cullen that is Robert Pattinson was having himself all locked down (no fetishes here) with security guards when he was in Canada and Italy shooting New Moon!!!How the hell would we ever grab those crotch?

Sigh.Now all that is left is his naked torso available for public viewing when the New Moon comes out!!!Well at least you (and I) could use it as fapping materials!!!

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

This is Racist!!!

Anak kecil main api
Terbakar hatinya yang sepi
Airmata darah bercampur keringat
Bumi dipijak milik orang

For the love of GOD and this country, the phrase "bumi dipijak milik orang" is definitely a method of the doctrine of fear to the Bumiputras that their own motherland might be sold off to the Non-Bumis if they don't keep on supporting the ever corrupt and racist UMNO.

Nenek moyang kaya raya
Tergadai seluruh harta benda
Akibat sengketa sesama kita
Cinta lenyap di arus zaman

This phrase further confirms that it was and still is, due to the stupidity and power hungry Malay leaders who eventually "sold off" this country, not because of the Non-Bumis!

Indahnya bumi kita ini
Warisan berkurun lamanya
Hasil mengalir ke tangan yang lain
Pribumi merintis sendiri

This is also a very racist phrase. The line "Hasil mengalir ke tangan yang lain, Pribumi merintis sendiri" is indeed trying to scare the Malays that the Non-Bumis are trying to grab their power and position in Malaysia. Come to think of it, "hasil mengalir ke tangan yang lain"? I thought it has always been the Non-Bumis who should have been thinking like this, as all their efforts and sweat is not recognized.

Masa depan sungguh kelam
Kan lenyap peristiwa semalam
Tertutup hati terkunci mati
Maruah peribadi dah hilang

Oh for God sake!Maruah Melayu dan Malaysia hilang because the UMNO lords who won't ever let the Malays to compete level by level with their Chinese and Indian friends!That is so degrading and shameful to even be Malays! We Malays of the younger generation always have high confident that we too can compete with our Chinese and Indian friends by merit alone! We are not stupid and corrupt like those UMNO lords! It was corruption that kills the Malays dignity and self pride!!!

Kini kita cuma tinggal kuasa
Yang akan menentukan bangsa
Bersatulah hati bersama berbakti
Pulih kembali harga diri

We never lose our integrity. Hence we never lose our harga diri. Not like UMNO lords who are always and will always be corrupt. They are the bunch who need to pulih kembali harga diri.

Kita sudah tiada masa
Majulah dengan gagah perkasa
Janganlah terlalai teruskan usaha
Melayu kan gagah di Nusantara

I'd like to rephrase "Melayu kan gagah di Nusantara" with "Malaysia kan gagah di Dunia". First of all, this is to support PM's vision of a united Malaysia, not United Malays. And we don't just want to be respected in Nusantara, coz we have always been respected, we want to be respected and honoured in the World, and to do just that, we are not going to do it alone! We are going to strive together as One Nation, that is with our Chinese, Indian, Punjabis, Melanaus, Bidayuh, Iban, Kedazan, and even Orang Asli!!! Bullshit with Malay Supremacy! Long live Malaysia!

p/s: I can't imagine how you guys went through BTN...